stii in bed

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My Dear,



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A boy was at table for his breakfast and asked the grandma, where his mom and dad was. The granny replied that they were still in bed! The boy smiled, ate his breakfast and went to play.

At lunch time the boy returned and asked granny the same question. They are still in bed, the granny replied. The boy laughed again, had his lunch and went to play.

At dinner time he returned. Where is mom and dad? They are still in bed, grandma replied. The boy burst into laughter for the third time. Grandma could not bear it any more, what is wrong with you, each time I tell you your parents are in bed, you burst into laughter? The boy explained: Last night daddy came to my room and asked for Vaseline. I gave him Super Glue!!.....

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